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PostSubject: Chelsea Pensioner   17th September 2008, 1:08 am

A 73 year-old Chelsea Pensioner walked into a crowded MI room and
approached the desk.

The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you tell me why you want to see the doctor today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't
come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some

embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have
said there is something wrong with your ear or something and
discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a
room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

' There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
had taken her advice. '

And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
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